Eleven lyrics from the dark recesses of humanity. Texts were drawn from the composer's spam email inbox, and also feature two "Trump Tweets". The extremely short pieces always surprise and delight audiences with their dark whimsy and absurdity. Musical styles range from faux-Baroque to faux-modernist and many others in between. Lasting less than 10 minutes, Spam Songs would be a novel addition to a classical vocal recital set.